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Post by Chica Isa on Jun 28, 2007 12:54:43 GMT 1
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Post by amoz on Jul 2, 2007 1:15:57 GMT 1
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Post by whot on Jul 6, 2007 13:25:34 GMT 1
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him. “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “ What do they say?” the priest inquired. They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” “That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. “You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.” “Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.” The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?” There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!” |
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Post by holi-gan on Jul 6, 2007 16:32:59 GMT 1
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Post by oli on Jul 9, 2007 23:41:32 GMT 1
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Post by sam on Jul 10, 2007 17:12:40 GMT 1
 goeie jeroom ;D |
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Post by raggadicction on Jul 16, 2007 15:59:46 GMT 1
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Post by raggadicction on Jul 20, 2007 15:13:40 GMT 1
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Post by Jah Rebel on Jul 20, 2007 15:50:59 GMT 1
Big up that one! Tranen gelachen!
Ites,
Rebel
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Post by raggadicction on Jul 25, 2007 1:08:26 GMT 1
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Post by LadyMiki aka Warrior Queen on Jul 25, 2007 14:26:59 GMT 1
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Post by whot on Jul 29, 2007 19:23:27 GMT 1
i don't drink but ...
10 reasons why beer is better than religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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Post by Mistah Bong on Aug 9, 2007 15:01:56 GMT 1
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Post by D.I.D. on Aug 9, 2007 15:52:28 GMT 1
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Post by Puppa Mighty on Aug 24, 2007 14:21:11 GMT 1
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