Jesus was ...

[Judge Dread]

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:



1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:



1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:



1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:



1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.



And there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:



1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.



But the most compelling evidence of all -- 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:



1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

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